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So Saturday my humans took me for a truck ride, which is usually boring but not all that bad, this time was different. After I got settled in, mom started wrapping something around me, it was an awkward and unfun experience.  To make it worse, once it was fully on I found out it was a harness, with a clip that attaches to the seat belt, so now I was buckled in.  I can only assume it was for testing purposes, but mom would pick me up and lunge me toward the dash.
  Anyways, enough about that.  I want to tell you about the beach.  I was taken to a very small park near I think I overheard Sorrento.  It has everything I need in a park though, grass, sand, and water.  We were there for hours, I got to swim whenever I wanted, dig in the sand, chase and chew on sticks (although mom and dad kept stopping the chewing).
  Three major highlights to my day.  During one of my swims I went way out for my ball but when I got it and turned around Dad was there and he caught me.  Then he swam us to the dock and we hung out on it for a while.  It tended to move a little more than I like but it was an experience all the same.  Getting back to shore was tricky as the dock was too high for me to jump from but dad was nice enough to place me in the water.
  The second highlight was when dad joined me digging.  He's not very good at it but he tried, so I helped him when he got stuck, until he tricked me.  He had dug a shallow hole longer and wider than me and got me to lie down...then started to cover me in sand.  I tried to leave but he's too strong, he held me down until my entire body was buried. There was so much sand on top of me I couldn't move, so mom took pictures and videos, it's so embarrassing.
  Last but not least, I got to see an eagle.  Not only did I watch the eagle flying by, but I got to see it bomb some kids in the water with his big dead fish.  It was hilarious.  Dad missed out, but mom and I got to see the funny show.  That was my fun at the beach.